Me: Hello there.
You: Well hello. Where on earth have you been?
Me: Hmm, yes, sorry about that. It has been a while, hasn’t it?
Me: Ah, well, you see, there’s just been too much going on. There’s some stuff happening that I’d love to tell you about, and some really, really dull stuff that you wouldn’t want me to. Put it all together and it just means I’ve been too busy to blog.
You: so what are you doing here now?
Me: Good point. Better get on. I’ll be back soon to tell you more.